Special Counsel Robert Mueller would like the class to do Imaginary Sex With A Woman Who Does Anythingthe reading.
In an exceedingly rare public appearance Wednesday morning, Robert Mueller gave a brief executive summary of the special counsel's 448-page report and otherwise defended the investigation. Mueller, who will be resigning from his position and returning to private life, refused to answer any questions.
"The report is my testimony," Mueller said.
The internet, of course, wanted more.
SEE ALSO: 13 hilarious reviews of the Mueller Report on GoodreadsTwitter quickly picked up on Mueller's solemn, teacher-y tone and responded to his brief conference with memes and GIFs.
Here are some of the best.
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Does someone have a CliffsNotes for the Mueller Report I can borrow for the test? Thanks.
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