So that new Star Wars flick is X-Deal (2011)coming out soon, which means plenty of cross-promotion.
But we have a hunch the marketing types behind the franchise would've approved Star Toys, a series of sex toys that will leave you feeling a different kind of force, we guess.
SEE ALSO: Sorry, Star Wars fans, you're not getting that Old Republic trilogy you wantedIt's a new collection from Geeky Sex Toys from Brisbane, Australia, who were also behind the innocence-destroying Pokémoan series from last year.
Of course, Star Toys takes a bit of a darker turn, with a six-piece Dark Side Bondage Kit, which includes a familiar-looking Laser Sword Flogger and a Space Station Ball Gag.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable "This year we had a bunch of requests for different types of sex toys based around villian characters," Geeky Sex Toys co-founder Emma, who she only prefers to be known by, explained via email.
"We decided that our Star Toys range was a great way to introduce a new level of kink to our products."
For those going into the galaxy alone, there's a penetrable by the name of Hand Solo, and a green dildo named Dildoda. Guess who, don't sue.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Emma said her favourite of the collection is the Darth Vibrator: "It has surpassed our expectations in terms of quality and looks ridiculously badass."
Or for those who'd rather stick to the light side, there's R2-V2.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Then, of course, there's the Laser Sword Dildo.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable And please do not be alarmed by this C3-Plug.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Your childhood was long gone anyway.
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