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Vaginas are A Clockwork Orange Porn Parody XXXgreat, but traditionally they’ve been rather difficult to display for all to see. That all changed last week when Etsy seller Mullummoonflowers debuted a line of glittery, rainbow-colored “yoni” necklaces on Etsy that became such a hit that they broke her shop.

Emily Fitzgerald, the artist behind the Etsy store Moonflower Creations, created a range of designs -- a veritable panoply of p*ssy accessories. Some are fairly life-like representations, complete with a perfectly placed pearl.

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Others get a little more psychedelic, featuring crystals, mirrors and even all-seeing eyeballs.

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Perhaps it’s not surprising that these pieces caught on, but as the Huffington Post reported, Fitzgerald was quickly overwhelmed by the sheer number of orders that poured in and had to shut down her store to stem the tide.

She's regrouping now and has said she'll be offering them for sale again soon. In the meantime, you can busy yourself by making prolonged, meaningful eye contact with one of the many beautiful designs she's been posting on Instagram.

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