【passively-induced auto-eroticism】

Netflix star and passively-induced auto-eroticismsweet tidy-upper Marie Kondo can do no wrong -- or so we thought.

Kondo can be found on screens and bookshelves everywhere, making people decide whether or not their earthly possessions spark joy. She's a consistently calming, harmonious presence. Only Twitter could find a way to corrupt Miss Kondo and turn her into a cleaning demon.

We didn’t expect “Marie Kondo” and “gun” to be used in the same tweet this soon, but we’re also not surprised. Here, the victims speak:

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Sure, we love Kondo's calm demeanor and soft voice that puts us totally at ease. We'll still never discard this Twitter format. It gives us too much joy.

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