【Lascivious Nurse Uniform Diary: Two or Three Times, While I’m Wet】

We've all marveled at Anderson Cooper's brutal eye roll. But now he's slinging some serious ... well,Lascivious Nurse Uniform Diary: Two or Three Times, While I’m Wet you'll see.

On Friday, the Coop was talking with conservative commentator Jeffrey Lord. The topic, naturally, was the news that Donald Trump told Russian officials at the Oval Office that firing that "nut job" James Comey took pressure off the FBI's investigation.

"I don't care what he says to the Russians. I mean, he's the president of the United States," Lord said.

Then Cooper responded with this:

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Yes, he said, "If he took a dump on his desk, you would defend it."

First, cleanse the image of Donald Trump doing that from your mind. Go on, we'll give you a minute. OK, now ... hold on, cleanse it from your mind again.

Anyway, the Anderson diss seemed to resonate with some people, despite the scenario being (please God) far-fetched.

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Not that everyone was pleased.

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Politics in 2017. It smells great.

UPDATE, 10:22 PM ET: Anderson Cooper has apologized for his comments.

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