Eleven adults and elegant eroticism gothicsix children were struck by flying goose poop at Disneyland on Friday night. Luckily, a Hazmat team quickly came to the rescue -- there'd been a report that the victims were struck by humanfeces, which prompted an emergency response.
Luckily, the team quickly discovered that wasn't the case. Just goose poop! No one was harmed.
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Anyway, Twitter came through with the shitty jokes you'd expect. Come on now, stop holding your nose -- you're not above them, either.
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Eyes on the skies, y'all. *poop emoji
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