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Don't answer that. They exist! British online retailer Firebox, which has also blessed us with definitely-not-terrifying face cushions, is now selling The Face Licker, a custom lollipop modeled after whoever's lucky visage you decide to submit.

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Honestly, they are... pretty accurate. Down to the hoops!

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So why would you want one of these suckers (lol) in the first place? Well, perhaps you need to buy a quirky birthday gift. Maybe you collect lollipops. Or maybe you are just a huge narcissist.

Whatever your motivations, each lollipop will set you back a startling $57. They are a delicious tutti-frutti flavor, though, so you really get what you pay for.

They are also vegan.

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